Gromp


an adapted version of the glomp, used only on females. to gromp a girl, you glomp her, and feel her up as you do so.
-mina has entered the room
dan: hi, mina!
-dan gromps mina
(v) the act of tackle hugging (see gromp) while groping.
danny b. gromps danny a.
a combination of a glomp and a grope. an aggresive tackle hug, usually involving s-xual touching.
real world:
a rushes at b, jumping upon b, grabbing randomly at b’s b-tt and s-xual organs.
a general grumbling noise uttered when irritated.
“john, remember we’re visiting my mum this weekend!”
“gromps”
the speculated sound made by the triceratops.

coined and popularized by the webcomic “laika & qubit.”
when asked if he would like a chimichanga mr. triceratops replied, “gromp.”
the act of tacklehugging monkey lovers and those they love.
/gromp mary. /gromp monkies.

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