Gronk

in sports, seriously injuring yours or someones knee.
“derek rose gronked himself in the playoffs a few years ago”

“i can’t wait to gronk your quarterback in madden”
a total loser, moron and idiot who always says “ill just” before he/she does anything
go to “wings n’ things” in ryde nsw australia, and you will know exactly what a gronk is – trust me!!!
australian slang, (noun) a person that is totally lacking in fashion sense, motor skills and/or social skills. usually a total moron, an extremely unpleasant person or an unwanted guest.
sometimes: a likeable idiot or bogan (especially in queensland)
1. no wonder he can’t get a girlfriend, he is such a gronk!
2. why would you “steal my car for the weekend,” you gronk!
a fool, an idiot, a d-ckhead, a silly person
ur a gronk dont burn his pants!
a citizen who was born in or lives in the australian town of cessnock. they wear cheap plastic thongs, footy shorts and walk around proclaiming about how great there local football team “the goannas” are.

person 1: hey look at that gronk!
person 2: yeah hes from cessnock, go easy on him mate.

hey you cesnnock gronk, get a job ya dole bludger!
the sounds that miss piggy makes when kermit mounts her.
oh kermie, i love you. gronk!
idiot,dero
,fool,goof,
gumby,goober
looser,r-t-rd-(also tard),moron
d-ckhead
“aw sh-t i knocked over the bong”, “you f-king gronk!”
one who is a b-tch, an -ss kisser, a muppet.you can slap him around and he wont do sh-t but then when u walk away he will mumble under his breath or b-tch about how he was going to kick your -ss to his friends.
not enough of a man to talk to a women.
pr-ne to sucking up and talking about themselves alot.
possibly lacking in testosterone or t-st-cl-s
nik: “this guy at the pub today said i was a dirty little f-ggot and kicked me in the scr-t-, and i was going to f-ck him up , he’s lucky i had an itchy -ss crack or i would have kicked his -ss with my mad wicked kung fool skills! f-ck i’m a mad c-nt, i was fully going to hit on his hot girlfriend too, after i kicked his -ss , cos i looked at her and she smiled at me, or blinked or something, yeah she wants me man! i’m the s-xiest guy alive, i’m so hot i dont need to talk to her she should come and talk to me, i never get laid whoo”
everyone else: “you gronk!”

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