Grooch
gross + cooch = grooch. a female with a very untidy, unclean, cooch/v-g-n-. most of the time the pubic hair is untamed, too long or dirty. careless females usually have a grooch.
d-mn! did you see her grooch! and she wonders why it’s been months since she’s had s-x.
where you f-ck something and take such an intense sh-t at the same time that you get a nose bleed
ye so like he saw this little fat porky pig and ran over and started grooching it brah it was so gay man sh-t and blood were like everywhere
singlewhite-eggnog is someone who is very very very very nice.
you can refer to anyone as a grooch, but you are also referring to them as singlewhite-eggnog.
kathie: singlewhite-eggnog is a grooch.
singlewhite-eggnog: yes i am
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