Groom Kong
the male version of bridezilla.
a groom who is being obstinate.
a groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
a groom who will battle his bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
a male ape who is about to wed.
“when our wedding planner wasn’t doing what i asked, my fiancé had to get groom kong on her -ss.”
“when gay marriage is legalized, i’m going to be such a groom kong.”
“but you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! ahhh! anger! rage! kong!”
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