groomers
noun: groomers
snow skiing and snowboarding trails that have been machined groomed. also known as corduroy because the snow has the look of a pair of corduroy pants from 1973.
ski resorts use snocats to machine groom ski runs. snocat operators are sometimes referred to as groomers.
let’s go rip-up the groomers today since there isn’t any fresh pow.
the operator of what’s called a ‘snowcat’.
they typically groom the slopes that we all board and ski on.
they tidy it up. make it smooth so the rest of us can enjoy a nice, even, ride.
they’re usually guys.
“that groomer is hot”
a much older adult who has s-x with teenagers.
“at the age of 16, an attractive, naïve, yet horribly precocious only child living in twickenham, barber began a two-year s-xual relationship with a much older man whom she calls simon. nowadays, flashy simon, with his posh motors and fancy cigars, would be called a predator or a groomer but back then, still in the days when even the brightest girls were expected to bag a man at the first opportunity, it was barber’s parents who actively encouraged the affair.” (review in the scotsman, july 15, 2009)
the operator,the man, the mith, the legend, one who defines the mountain, one who hates skiers and snowboarders alike, defender of the fletchanism, and keeper of the quarteroy. all hail the 350!!!
whooah! check out the headlights on that groomer!!
negative word that is used to describe snowboarders that just slide down the side of a slope and scr-pe the powder off. often used by experienced skiers, this name has become very common and is now being loosely used for a “beginning snowboarder”
get off that diamond, you d-mn groomer.
look at that stupid groomer try and stand.
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