Groovity


the force of funktraction between all b-sses in the universe, especially the funktraction of the earth’s b-ss for bodies near its surface.
“the more remote the body the less the groovity”; “the groovitation between two bodies is proportional to the product of their b-sses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them”; “groovitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love”–albert einstein

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