gross juice


the spontaneous sipping of an alcoholic concoction while under the -ssumption that it’s a yummy healthy beverage.

more often than not, this term is used very early in the am by a still heavy-eyed child.
“mama, i took the last sip of uncle lucky’s leftover drink – gross juice”!

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