Grotum


grotum is the crust the grows on unwashed scrutums. it is know to be a “gross scr-t-m” thusly “grotum”

-see also the fetish of grotum: “totem of the grotum scr-t-m”
example: she wouldn’t give him head because he had a film of grotum on his scr-t-m.

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