Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day
the poor man’s steak and a bl-w j-b day. instead of an elegant steak dinner and bl-w j-b, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory s-x.
michael – “hey man, it’s steak and bl-w j-b day. is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?”
jeff – “sadly no. we’re low on funds so it looks like it’s another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay.”
michael – “ha! another ground chuck and a f-ck day for your poor -ss!”
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