Ground Control To Major Tom


the act of base to tip stimulation to get fully erect. subject rests pinkie on the pubic area then proceeds to rub hand up to the tip of the p-n-s, grip semi-tight. subject repeats until fully stimulated. lotion is highly recommended for a successful transmission between major tom and ground control.
fred got home from school and did a little ground control to major tom while watching step-by-step.

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