Ground Rule Double

copping a feel on a girl without ever making out. most commonly occurs at parties or dance clubs. named for the circ-mstance in baseball when a player hits a ball and it bounces over the wall. he automatically advances to second base.
person 1: dude, did you see me grabbing that girl’s t-t when we were dancing? i totally just got to second base in like 5 minutes.

person 2: i’m not sure if that qualifies as second base. it’s more like a ground rule double.
when a chick (accidently) touches you with her b–bs.
guy: that chick just totally ground rule double’d my shoulder for a good 5 seconds.

dude: awesome.
having cyber-s-x with your significant other. this is referred to as a ground rule double because even though you may think you are going pretty far, you can ultimately only get to second base.
eric: “how did your skype conversation with your girlfriend go the other night?”

sean: “ground rule double every time bro!”

mel: “lols”
when with a women you start off by swinging for the fences but something happens to where you are forced to stay at 2nd base.
“i was with this hottie last night, but my brother kept walking in the and out of the roomie, so instead of a home-run, i got a ground rule double”
when a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is ent-tled to “take second base” without comment or condemnation.
guy #1: “yo, i heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night.”
guy #2: “yeah…nothing happend.”
guy #1: “what? you declined a ground-rule double!”
guy #2: “sh-t! did i really?”
guy #1: “yeah, you were definitely ent-tled to b–bie touch-age.”
the scenario is such that you have a kiss and a promise from your old lady but you are not confident that she will deliver later on. so you have the forethought to m-st-rb-t- in the morning so if it dosent work out with her later you don’t become a testosterone filled mad man. so contrary to a double header which would require one to have s-x twice in one day this would be considered a ground rule double should she conced to s-x later on.
person1: hey keith i scored a ground rule double yesterday.

person 2: what the h-ll is that?

person 1: you know it’s when you rub one off in the morning and score with the old lady at bedtime.

person 2: oh yeah i did that last sunday.
similar to an upper decker, except you 1st lay a t-rd on the toilet bow lid. you then remove the lid from the upper tank and rapidly fling the toilet bowl lid into the open position, catapulting the t-rd into the upper tank. this is worse than an upper decker, because not only does the owner have a t-rd to fish out of the tank, but they also have a lid that requires cleaning as well.
q: why is their poo on the toilet lid?

a: d-mn it, someone hit a ground rule double before they left our party!

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