ground sloth
named after the extinct, ground-dwelling relative of modern-day sloths, the ground sloth is a person who walks very slowly in front of you, especially while you’re in a hurry. whether out of malice or apathy, ground sloths tend to inhabit very narrow sp-ces, such as sidewalks or corridors, making byp-ssing them a difficult, dangerous or physically impossible task. to add insult to injury, ground sloths often travel in groups, known as herds.
i was heading down to the train station when i got stuck behind the slowest herd of ground sloths that ever roamed the earth. missed my train because of them.
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