groundhog

when a male lets his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend while she thinks its him
keegan sat back and watched his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend. aka ground hog
a guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. a groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. the best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.
when a senior football player flirts with a freshman cheerleader, he is a groundhog.
the point of having to p–p so bad that it starts peeking out of your b-tthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it’s hole, and you have to squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.
i started groundhog in the store and barely made it to the restroom before p–ping my pants.
an out of shape person who joins a gym or exercise cl-ss in early january as a new year’s resolution to lose weight. they give a half-hearted effort for a few weeks and by february 2nd ( groundhog day ) they haven’t realized any loss of weight or size and become disenchanted and give up.
” it really sucks to go to the gym in january because of all the groundhogs in there using all the equipment and standing around talking cr-p. that’s okay, because when february 2nd rolls around they still see their fat shadow and they get scared and run away from the gym and leave the rest of us in peace. ”
when you have to take a huge sh-t, and you are at a place where you cant. the sh-t resembles a ground hog as it constantly pokes in and out of your -ss.
dude you have to pull over, i have a major ground hog here!!!
doing -n-l s-x with someone while giving them a swirlie.
dude did you hear he groundhoged her?
yeah dude i guess her hair was wet all night.
another name for an abnormally small w-ng
dude i saw jimmy in the showers, hes a freakin ground hog.
the tragic incident in which the small piece of skin on the underside of ones p-n-s breaks in half causing immense pain. this is usually caused by roughly brushing the p-n-s on the ground after intercourse.
holy sh-t man! another groundhog? you gotta start doing it on the bed instead!

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