groupon
when a bunch of guys happen to have a b-n-r at the same time.
hooker: “it’s still full-priced fellas, i don’t give a groupon discount.”
when a group of intoxicated women are dancing provocatively upon their single gay guy friend.
who do those sk-nks think they’re fooling? it’s a total groupon!
terrible customer service. you need help? forgetabout-t.
how was the dmv? i got grouponed.
when a bunch of men hanging out together simultaneously get a hardon. it can occur, for example, when a hot chick p-sses by them, or if they are watching p-rn together.
guy 1: dude, that girl was hot. i couldn’t help getting a hardon from her.
guy 2: me too.
guy 3: me three. looks like we’re have a groupon.
n)a coupon that causes anxiety through huge discounts…then rapes your sould of its peace and good will toward men, women, and children. n) highly addictive substance that sucks money from your bank account and forces you to purchase things you didnt know you needed. v) to be f-cked in an unusually harsh way v) a wallet raping
“you just got grouponed, b-tch!”
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