groupon anxiety
the preoccupation and feeling of anxiousness and not being able to sleep knowing that a new groupon will be released after 1am.
must be remedied asap by checking groupon.com
the result of an addiction to groupons, which can’t be escaped, even on a vacation to costa rica
(after having s-x, 1:30 am) girl: come here! let’s go to sleep!
guy: hold on! i have to to check to see what today’s groupon is, i was thinking about it the entire time i was f-cking you
girl: ugh! groupon anxiety again?! i’m gonna yell.
Read Also:
- mud dropping
to excrete fecal matter from an elevated position my mud droppings were so large they made me stand up from the toilet to excrete fecal matter while standing up. i couldn’t find a toilet in time, so i did some mud dropping on the way home last night.
- Hustendaz
when someone does what has to be done without any instruction, i.e. somebody who ‘just gets on with it’! she put the whole board pack together, hustendaz!
- Tidalwave Sex
intense s-xual intercourse. derived from an archetype my english teacher made us write about. the water represented s-x life, and my body of water was a tidal wave. commonly used as the tidalwave. i’m gonna show maddi what the “tidalwave s-x” is all about. 😉
- Tigerism
the religion, culture, and mindset describing the forces of rightiousness. thier powers derive from their excessively strong, wise, or hardcore nature. worship is given to the ultimate god gary, as well as the lesser gods and several legendary warriors: mario g-d of life mr. t g-d of death serious sam g-d of war mick foley […]
- Hutaree
to consume santorum (the frothy mixture of s-m-n and feces left on a man’s p-n-s after he has had -n-l intercourse with another man) when the cops busted in on the militia’s bunker, it smelled just like a hutaree party