Groupon couple
couples in which both members are low-middle cl-ss whose relationship is sustained by mult-tude of special date night activities such as hot air balloon rides, kayaking and wine tasting tours, and $4.00 movie tickets, offered through a discount site. the couples would never pay for 80% of these activities at a full price.
1) there are so many groupon couples at this kayaking and wine tasting tour.
2) we’re rich. we don’t need to be a groupon couple.
3) i’m dating a business consultant. i’m so glad i’m not part of a groupon couple anymore.
4) will you be a groupon couple with me?
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