GRU


the soviet military intelligence organization.
gru – glavnoye razvedyvatel’noye upravleniye
a direct address applied only to the coolest of cool, or the lamest of lame. it is sort of a double-edged sword. the word is sometimes ambiguous in its usage.
gru, you really stink or gru, you rock.

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