grubes
grubes are gray p-b-s. specifically found among very old aged humans.
timothy: what the f-ck is that smell and what the h-ll is stuck in your teeth?
john: that would be your grandma and some of her grubes.
to have s-x without consent, a.k.a. rape
back in my day, girls were never grubed. they were raped.
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