gruesome fivesome
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five extremely judgmental friends who have an annoying amount of inside jokes. they often exist of one slouchy ginger guy with fluctuating weight, one s-ssy but trashy brunette, one angry brunette with a tinder addiction, a high maintenance asian who’s delusional about her sweetness and a flamboyant gay mannequin. separately, they are super nice but together, they become more evil than the kid from the omen.
sandra: ‘i hate the gruesome fivesome! they always push and kick me!’ brad: ‘i know, but then again: they were right about your hair!’
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