gruffle

the little growls and guttural barking noises made by your dog when he hears a sound outside.
it’s raining outside, so my dog has been making little gruffles all day!
verb; to eat hastily, with zeal
i’m going to gruffle some mad domino’s.
when you sit on a body part of someone else and fart so that they can feel the vibrations of your gas.
aaron unexpectedly put his b-tt on my arm and gruffled me.
the sound a male koala bear makes when he is either disturbed or on heat, or both
their was lots of gruffles coming from the gum tree last night
the extra cellulite on a girls hips.
those tight sweat-pants really accentuate her gruffles.
to talk in a deep tone with a voice that sounds like you just got out of bed and you have a scratchy voice.
i was just jamming out to the radio in my car and now my voice is all gruffled.

chad kroeger’s gruffle makes me want to beat down a baby with a sledgehammer.
(interjection) like a curse word or “wow!”
“did you see that girl last night?”
“gruffles man, she was hot!”

“what the gruffles did you just say to me?”
the hair that grows on the lower part of your back, and is a proof of masculinity
man my gruffle hair’s finally coming through!