grump
noun: when you sh-t on the ground. grump = ground + dump
when doodie calls and there isn’t a bathroom around, take a grump.
backpacking ventures almost always entail grumps.
a particulary difficult yet ultimately satisfying bowel movement.
that was a h-ll of a grump i just took.
a certain state of mind characterized by grumpiness and a generally disagreeable demeanor
reia spilled her beer all over her self, and was grumps for the rest of the night.
“a mythical creature so elusive that to actually see one would bring untold good fortune” referenced in the movie one week
i’m going to ride my motorcycle across canada in search of grumps
to add an entry on grumper.
i posted a grump today at grumper.org, check it out!
1) the disposal of a bad att-tude or exceptionally grumpy perspective. 2) the byproduct of general grumpiness
agitated venting girlfriend: “we never do what i want to do! we always go to all the stupid bars you want and hang out with your friends and…omg these pants dont fit me anymore?!! fml”
boyfriend: “wow…sounds like someone needs to take a grump”
to take from, either violently, s-xually, or p-ssively
1. im gonna grump that b-tches v-card tonight when shes wasted.
2. im gonna go grump some fresh chipolte
3. im going to grump your life on call of duty 4.
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