Grumpet


a grumpy female. a female who exhibits noticable grumpy behavior.
dawn is really being a grumpet today!
a female who is slightly angered, frustrated, or grumpy
oh my god chanel is being a major grumpet today thanks to her monthly visitor.
when a king does a m-ssive sh-t, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. the act of this in known as ‘blowing the grumpet.’
servant: ‘his majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!’
servant two: ‘hazzah! dust off the victory trumpet! sound the grumpet!’
a grumpet is a young lady. she is born in the year of 1993. she is a writer and webdesigner.

i’d give you her websites and sh-t, but i can’t f-cking advertise on this website.
‘hey, do you know grumpet?’

‘who doesn’t, foo’!’

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