grumpy dump
a sh-t that hurts coming out. grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy sh-t.
man, i just took a giant grumpy dump! i think my b-tthole is bleeding!
john took a grumpy dump upstairs! i think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
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