Grumpy Oyster


another term or name for a v-g-n-. this only applies if the woman’s v-g-n- is shaved, and the folds or flaps (roast beef curtain) are protruding outwards.
i was soaked last night, this chicks grumpy oyster slobbered all over me.

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