grundel bite


(n) when a guy coughs too hard and they get a piercing pain in the center of their grundel that feels like someone is biting them.
dude, i coughed so hard from that smoke that i got grundel bite.

i doubled over from that grundel bite; i swear i thought my grundel was going to rip open!

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