Grundel Nugget
a chunk of dried skin created by a pair of sweaty, reeking b-lls that hang too low and are left unattended for far, far too long in the middle of a july heatwave in utah. this chunk of skin is deposited, through the friction caused by the rippling, thunderous, hairy thighs attached to said b-lls, onto the swampy region found betwixt the subject’s scr-t-m and -n-s, and is then found by the subject’s unfortunate girlfriend when he arrives home from his four hour shift at the fried chicken castle and requests a quick bl-wj-b before plopping down to a six hour world of warcraft marathon with the rest of the grown men in the neighborhood who reside in their mothers’ bas-m-nts.
dude, i am not giving you a bl-w j-b until you switch over your mom’s whites into the dryer and clean up those nasty grundel nuggets you’ve always got sprouting down there.
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