Grunk


the combination of being grumpy and drunk – as epitomised by colin bacon during late night phone calls.

“h-llo colin bacon, how are you?”
“all women are f-cking evil, you’re all evil and just f-cking dreadful!…”
“oh dear, are you grunk again?”
(n) the name is the result of combining two types of cannibis, grape and skunk, into a hybrid.
“wow, that grunk sure seems to damage motor skills and render even the alphabet a challenge.”
a straight person who has gay tendencies when they get drunk.
acting gay when getting drunk. example: “did you see greg the other night, he had a six pack of beer and he was acting like a grunk!”
the dirty, sad, decaying remnants of plowed snow mounds.
a week after the snow storm, grunk littered the mall parking lot.
musical genre ‘grunk’. stands for grunge funk but not limited to just 2 genres. limitless music.
example 1:
“john smith quintet is the first ‘grunk’ band”

example 2:
“lets play some grunk”
the amazingly new undiscovered musical -rg-sm to the ear, mind, body and soul known as grunge-funk
example 1
“dude what’s this awesome music?”
“that my good chum is uncut dirty grunk!”

example 2
“i think grunge is good and all but its so depressing”
“all you need my friend is a hot injection of groove… grunk it up!”
a combination of giddy and drunk.
after 4 hours at the bar im grunk!

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