Gruntus
nickname for a large very heavily muscled man, more likely a powerlifter or strongman than a bodybuilder. usually used when the guy looks the part– sweat-soaked t-shirt, lifting belt, chalk dust, etc. calling a woman strength athlete “gruntus” is usually an insult, so choose wisely.
gymrat: “i’m gonna do some deadlifts, got any chalk?”
lifter: “naah, go ask gruntus over at the power rack.”
gymrat: “no way, man, he looks like he’d snap me like a toothpick!”
when you give a man or woman oral s-x and sniff hard, and peubs go up your nose, and in your brain, and attack your cells and you get peubitus
dude, i was licking my woman out last night, and i snorted really loud, and a pueb went up my nose and touched my brain, now i cant stop thinking about poodles masturbating, even thos dogs dont have the skeletal structure to do so.”
“dude your so sussed”
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