Gryffindor
founded by g-dric gryffindor
one of the four ‘houses’ at hogwarts.
usually consists of the bravest and true students.
their mascot is the lion.
said gryffindor, “we’ll teach just those with brave deeds to their name”
~taken from the sorting hat’s new song (ootp)
1.)in harry potter canon it is someoneone who’s brave, daring, chivalrous, and has nerve.
2.) in fanon it is someone who is mischievous, impulsive, and selfless as well.
3.) brave.
1.) harry was sorted into gryffindor because he was brave.
2.) harry: i was trying to help.
draco: you didn’t consider the consequences and now you’re ruined everything! stupid gryffindor!
3.) aw, you were a real gryffindor when you got your needle, jim-bob.
a house on the complete downfall. originally had kick -ss kids who knew how to party like james, sirius, and remus..but now are inhabited as such p-ss-es as ron and hermione. fred and george were their only hope with their childish menial gags and jokes, but look at that, they up and left. gryffindor sucks, and if harry wasn’t such a crybaby b-tch he could be living it up in slytherin right now.
rowling makes gryffindor win all the time because she doesn’t want to make p-ssy children upset that only the strongest survive.
the s-xiest house there is and found at hogwarts.
d-mn those gryffindors are s-xy, s-xier than those slytherins…
1. cute!
2. treat quidditch as a life-or-death matter
3. aren’t actually much like the book ones….
gryffindors are cute!
the house at hogwarts where the cute guys stay at, have the bomb -ss parties, smoke the bomb -ss sh-t, and get h-rny as f-ck and have one big -ss orgy!!!!!!!
i love too party and play in the gryffindor house!!!!!!8=======d
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