gstalk


the act of searching for a person using google search to see what you can find out.
i totally gstalked him. i found out he played flag football two years ago, competed in the triathlons and had a hideous picture on his company’s website.
when ones utilizes all of google’s services to their maximum potential in stalking people , with no other purpose then to satisfy their own self- destructive, obsessive-compulsive needs. feed the fire.
my girlfriend gstalks me– she needs to find every virtual tidbit from my present and past, so she can dwell on it and make herself unhappy.
when you stalk someone, usually a celebrity, on google.
bro stop g-stalking her man you’re way out of her league

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