GTFOFBWTS
gtfofbwts quite explicitly stands for ‘get the f-ck off facebook with that sh-t’.
generally considered a lazy but wise response to a social-networking status of some idiot that no one gives a f-ck about, or their sad little web 2.0 existence.
long live the peaceful ignorance of ta interwebz.2.0.break
idiot’s status: “oh my g-d i just have to f-cking quit my job.”
so-called-social-networking–friend-‘s comment “but when we spoke in the real world you said you were gonna stick it out?”
idiot’s status: “it’s t+4 minutes and i really have to leave my job. and… scratch my -rs-. and the cat’s -rs-.”
so-called-social-networking–friend-‘s comment “gtfofbwts”
idiot’s status: “idiot is wondering what’s the best size of cd case to scratch a cat’s -rs- with cos y’know that’s perfectly normal and must be very interesting to the rest of the world so c’mon plz help me now ur all my real friends not just avatars ‘n’ emails or some tw-t friend of a friend i met once when p-ssed.”
so-called-social-networking–friend-‘s comment “gtfofbwts”
so-called-social-networking–friend-‘s status: thank f-ck for ctrl+v.
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