GTLV
“gym, tan, laundry, valtrex”
the actual daily routine followed by the jersey sh-r- cast members and guidoes worldwide.
essential preparation to keep the cold sores and oozing blisters on your junk from flaring up while your fist pumping and creepin’ on b-tches.
gtlv
guidoe #1: yo i’m so amped up to hit the club tonight!
guidoe #2: yo bro, don’t forget gltv gotta keep you sh-t clean for the ladies.
guidoe #1: word, good looking out kid. it’s all about suppression.
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