guab
guab is an acronym that stands for goofy, unimportant -ss b-tches
i don’t have time for these guabs.
b-tch, you’re a guab, good-bye!
the cold splash of water that hits your bunghole after dropping a hard , fast t-rd.
” dude, i took such a heavy sh-t that the water guabbed back up my cornhole.”
” if i guab after i sh-t, do i still have to wipe?”
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