Guac Docking
inserting oneself, often forcefully, into a tub of guacamole so as to let ones genitalia marinade for some time.
chad: ” i don’t know who i banged last night, but i’ve got some stank d-ck!!!”
sam: “you didn’t screw anyone man; you got really drunk, got angry after getting rejected, and just ended up p-ssing our with your d-ck in the party’s bowl of guac!”
chad: “oh yeah! i love me some guac docking”
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