guaran-tittied
guaran-t-ttied is when you are going to be with a female and though you may not engage in intercourse with her, you’re at the very least gonna see some t-ts!
“you gonna get some p-ssy when you see tiffany tonight?”
“not sure, but i know i am guaran-t-ttied.”
Read Also:
- CWFT
complete waste of f-cking time helping bob has been a cwft
- Guaransheed
when rashed wallace of the detroit pistons makes a prediction of a future game and it comes true. this phrase originated when he guaranteed that the pistons would win game 2 in the eastern conference finals in 2004 after falling behind. success was guaransheed for the 2005 eastern conference finals against the miami heat. certain, […]
- My sausage is going to explode
the term for when a man is about to -j-c-l-t-, can be used in the following phrases, my sausage has exploded, my sausage is going to explode, it has exploded, therefore covering a young lady in j-zz oh my god you’d are so s-xy my sausage is going to explode all lo ver you
- gourmet food
meal portions that are smaller then real meals f–k this is a gourmet food, i’m going to starve
- reverse rape
when a female or group of females rapes a male. irl almost non-existent, in p-rnography (mostly hentai) a demanded but quite rare situation. also known as “manrape” or “soviet russia rape”. often including shota. “holy sh-t, man, yesterday i almost got reverse raped by my gf!” “that old l-stful b-tch tried to reverse rape me.” […]