Guaranteed Ass


the poor girlfriend in a falty relationship who is actually a more involved booty call rather than a true girlfriend. the guy gets involved in the relationship so that when he is with her he has a more guarenteed chance to have s-x. he will shower her with gifts, sweet talk her on the phone, and celebrate random anniversaries. this is also the boyfriend who will not put his relationship on a social networking site and makes up some excuse when his real reason is he could tell a random girl that he doesn’t have a girlfriend. this is most common in college. as mentioned before he feels that this is perfect for the random breaks, he knows that he will have s-x when he is home.
jill is just some guaranteed -ss, i take her out for her birthday, get her some flowers than i get s-x whenever i want.

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