guard-core
a mockery of “hardcore” defined as a member of the national guard (typically, though not necessarily a guard b-m) who has served six years or more without a combat deployment, avoids deployments, or always seems to end up with cushy missions to europe, the baltic, or central america. a guard-core soldier or airman is usually seen decked-out in more gear than necessary, is typically overly enthusiastic given his/her limited experiences, and frequently incorporates recruiting paraphernalia into his/her daily civilian wardrobe.
“sergeant x is pretty guard-core considering he is overweight, has made a twenty year career out of the guard and his only time spent overseas was that two-week trip to latvia. where does he get all those national guard polo shirts? why hasn’t he gone to iraq like the rest of the national guard?”
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