Guatamalan Mustache


prior to receiving a bl-wj-b, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. then when a women places her lips on your p-n-s, it appears as if she has a mustache
i made this chick wear the guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn’t want to!

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