Guatemalan Handshake
a handjob in which latin american/mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. i.e. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you’re kinky) etc.
i was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.
dude, did you bang her!?!
nah, but she did give me a guatemalan handshake.
the act of removing a dirty sanchez.
after her dirty sanchez, liesa retired to the bathroom for a guatemalan handshake.
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