Guatemalan Sunrise
this is a s-xual act that is accomplished through the insertion of guacamole, egg whites, and hot sauce being poured inside of a v-g-n-, then to top it all off, you f-ck whichever hole it is. most commonly performed in the morning.
daamn b, i h-lla got drunk and gave that b-tch a guatemalan sunrise and sh-t yo!
an appropriate way to awake your lady. after a long night of sweaty s-x and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. you start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your b-lls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
i gave my lady a guatemalan sunrise and saved myself a trip to starbucks.
a method of -ss-ssinating a person or persons by throwing a hand grenade into the bedroom in the dead of night; thus, the last “sunrise” they see is the explosion of the grenade.
if i don’t get my money, the last thing you and your family will see is the guatemalan sunrise.
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