Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang
the s-xual occurrence of two mestizo females seated on the male, one on the male’s face and one on his erect p-n-s while another female throws poo at the male whilst seated on a bookcase or some other high vantage point.
i contracted superherpes while engaged in a guatemalan treetop monkey bang, and the superherpes won’t stop singing about it.
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