guelph

guelph, a town near toronto in canada, in guelph you have the occasional crack head and douche bag, everyone in guelphs thinks they too sh-t but really only jewstin is at the top
person 1 eh, have you been to guelph

person 2 no i heard that everyone thinks they are top sh-t and only jewstin is the good person there everyone else is a bunch of crack heads
similar to a girl queefing, a guelph is when the p-n-s of a man releases air out of the meatus of the urethra, making a soft “fart-like” sound.
dude, so i was sleeping with this chick, and after 3 minutes, i guelphed. i was so embarr-ssed i had to stop.
a hick city in southwestern ontario. basically a typical middle-cl-ss town full of white people and the occasional crack head. people have heard of it but no one really knows exactly where it is.
toronto boy: so where you from dude?

guelph boy: guelph, eh.

toronto boy: is that up north?
when a person is on the toilet, performing the act of number 2, the day after a long night of drinking.
man, i’m guelphing hard today, we drank a sh-t load last night.
when one burps and throws up in one’s own mouth at the same time. similar to the romanticized “shart”.
the appearance of your wife concluded in me guelphing in my own mouth
a word that predominantly is used to subst-tute the work “g-y” as a negative term. but it my also be a subst-tute for any other negative swear words.
(ex 1. as g-y)
drew: yo man kat and i are going to see my schools play do you want to come?
luke: forget that man thats so guelph

(ex 2. as g-y)
luke: yo man its so guelph my mom wont let me take the car out tonight
matt: man that is guelph

(ex 3. as swear word)

matt: yo champ just lit his arm on fire
luke: champ is guelphed in the head

(ex 4. all of the above)

luke: yo man these examples are guelph

a word that predominantly is used to subst-tute the work “g-y” as a negative term. but it my also be a subst-tute for any other negative swear words.
(ex 1. as g-y)

guy 1: yo man kat and i are going to see my schools play do you want to come?
guy 2: forget that man thats so guelph

(ex 2. as g-y)
guy 1: yo man its so guelph my mom wont let me take the car out tonight
guy 2: man that is guelph

(ex 3. as swear word)

guy 1: yo champ just lit his arm on fire
guy 2: champ is guelphed in the head

(ex 4. all of the above)

guy 1: yo man these examples are guelph