Guerneville Gummer
guerne-ville gum-mer v a bl-wj-b given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (not to be confused with the rio nido nibble.)
matt- “i ran into that gutter-sl-t fifi at the post office today.”
greg- “how was she? wasn’t today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
matt- “it was. i think it was the anaesthetic…cause she asked me if i wanted a guerneville gummer.”
greg- “i’d wait until her gums heal a little if i were you.”
matt- “no, i was amazed at the sensation from the texture.”
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