guest towel
when you are gettin a chick from behind who has long hair, grab the hair and thoroughly wipe off your d-ck after you’ve finished. keep in mind guest towels are for decoration only so if you use it, dont expect another invite.
your roommate: hey, whatever happened with that chick you brought home the other night?
you: oh, she wont be back, i used the guest towel.
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