guff
a word that has the same meaning as cr-p, but is less offensive.
synonyms:
cr-p
p–p
dung
the kids in the pool
nelson: oh, man! that horse don’t take no guff from n-body!
jimbo and kearney: guff?!
nelson: i mean sh-
jimbo and kearney repeatedly punch nelson in the face
a cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some b-st-rd just farted.
whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket i walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display
giving someone problems
aka beef, shananigans,s-ss,sh-t
dont you give me no guff sl-t or i’ll slap yo eye straight
when something is a load of rubbish !
talking non-sense
dont give us yer guff : dont tok sh-te/rubbish
“general unspecified free food”
this is a cooperative term originated in the ann arbor student cooperatives, specifically in the michigan house.
though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and p-n-ses.
hey, are these cookies guff?
yeah, i made them for everyone last night.
over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.
origins: onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, m-ffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.
“never read the manual, it’s usually just guff in twenty languages.”
idle talk or excuses.
don’t give me any of your guff.
a stinky fart. usually a quiet ‘parp’ sound, rather than a squelchy one.
“ahh mate, did you just guff? that reeks!”
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