Guido Cheeto
a guido cheeto is simply, a guido (an italian american man usually residing in new york or new jersey. he wears shirts that are too tight and unb-ttoned 5 b-ttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to “hit the clubs” long into his mid to late 30’s. often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.) that spray tans much which makes them orange… in-turn… guido cheeto!
look at that guido cheeto on the boardwalk… he clearly needs to take a break from the spray tan….
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