Guido Fist Pump


step 1: with a clenched fist, retract the forearm towards the shoulder in a hammer fist fashion.

step 2: extend the fist outward to the side of one’s body until desired length is reached.

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(sh-t techno plays)guido: oh snap,it’s time to dance. guido’s -ssemble, it’s guido fist pump pump pump. d-mn we’re jacked and tan.

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