Guido Hair
hair that looks greasy and disgusting from having too much product in it and can withstand winds of up to 90 miles an hour without even moving.
anthony thought his hair was super sweet but what woman wants a man who’s hair could be used as a lethal weapon?
“march your -ss upstairs right now and wash that cr-p out of your hair, no son of mine is leaving this house with guido hair.”
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