Guido JR


guido jr is the odor that can be smelled when standing downwind from a red firebird, a rosary, 80s hair band rock music with various rap songs in the mix, and an inside out p-n-s (surgical vag)
man, did you smell that guido jr today? d-mn, smelled like french toast dipped in sh-t!

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