guido telephone
yelling out the window or on the porch to your “boy” or “woman”.
serafino: (walks onto back porch) “ey maria! come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my lexus!”
maria: (from a distance): “watchu want me to do it for, eh? clean it out ya self!
serafino: (seconds later): “ey f-ck you, yaz dumb b-tch! now come ova here and do it…and make me a veal parmigiana!”
neighbor: “d-mn those guidos and their guido telephone!”
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